Can’t do that with guns in my country, but I figured I could improvise. I went to the local leather goods store and asked them for a banana holster. They told me to get out. 😕

That’s why I always carry two guns, if I make my point and then you pull your counterpoint, I still can make another point.

I feel dumber for typing that

Open carry

Sorry I’m from a modern country. Is this like … eggs? Or beer or something?