kriz@slrpnk.net

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 minutes ago

SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush

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SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 minutes ago

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kriz@slrpnk.nettoDesire Paths@sh.itjust.works•Dog walkers' lane
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The grass is always greener on the pee side of the path.

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Reverse the numbers and you get 1220. Feel old yet?

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.

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SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.

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SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.

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SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.

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SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.

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SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

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SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.

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SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

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SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions

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SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!

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SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item.

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SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid.

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SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

SLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex.

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SLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

SLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway.

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SLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

SLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO

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SLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

SLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night.

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SLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

SLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only)

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SLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only)

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

SLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus!

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SLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus!

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

SLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are.

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SLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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