Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoI got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareI got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square5linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehiggsboson@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·24 days agoFinally a proper dad joke. My kids will absolutely groan at this one.
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·24 days agoIf they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 days agoI’m not even a dad and I’ll be watching for that one.
Finally a proper dad joke. My kids will absolutely groan at this one.
If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.
I’m not even a dad and I’ll be watching for that one.