He takes readers through a variety of methods for raising the dead, including tickling their nose with feathers and filling a drowning man’s mouth with warm urine.

I know from the sawbones podcast that piss was frequently used in medicine in the past, but I can’t shake the thought that one time someone was like “Finally, that dickwad is dead,” and pissed on him in celebration. But that guy wasn’t really dead and recovered and our hero had to be like “i saved his life on purpose! my, uh, grandfather told me this secret method to save a drowning man” and from this, history.

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