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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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    As someone who has literally helped the government use SQL for over a decade, this is huge news.

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      Elon and DOGE should really look into all of those Oracle contracts the Fed pays for. Must be all inefficiency and fraud.

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        Please do. Most of my sales these days are people dropping Oracle due to cost.

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          Spinnaker? MongoDB? EnterpriseDB?

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            If Oracle works for the application and you want to save money, you’ll stick to SQL. Probably Postgres, MySQL, or MariaDB.

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          It would be one of the areas that would save the government a bunch of money. But, Ellison is in the Trump camp so it’s not going to happen.

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