Where do you take them?

Well hello there!

slams face into wall

skips away giggling

Lets eat grandma!

Me.

…well god damn.

I’m into tech.

I use linux (though I don’t understand it, and it drives me crazy)

I’m literally a mod of fuck_ai

Not a Marxist.

I’d say I’m liberal.

I’m a straight guy, but I’d say I’m pro-queer in the sense that I think they deserve to be happy and treated just like everybody else.

I’m an introvert. hides under covers

Also, I like comic books, model trains, video games, and blowjobs. Is there anybody else on Lemmy like me?

This just proves that we’re all NPCs, and she’s the main character.

I kinda want to date your ex. I need someone like that in my life.

Like clockwork I continue to not be subscribed to peacock, or any other streaming, for this very reason.

Pay X amount per month, for a selection of content you don’t control, have no ownership of, cannot retain a copy of (longterm), and whose price is subject to change at any time.

Ooooorrrrrrr…I could buy physical media, and rip my own permanent copy, which never expires, andwhose cost is a one time purchase.

Why the fuck is physical media dying??? Oh, right. I live in the same country that willingly voted for trump, and are now shocked to learn he’s a shitty person.

In other words, I’m surrounded by morons.

The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.

Let’s test this out!

You don’t eat the ass? Hmmmmm, we’re doing it very differently.

blood dripping from corners of mouth

Then they fly in your beer can, and get a bit buzzed.

As a stress sleepwalker, yes I do.

Schrodingers dumbass.

Whoa…this is why he became the one. He became self aware, and then he got an office job later in his 30s.

I read your username as the page was scrolling. Also I’m high.

I thought your screen name was “FlakeemBakeem@piefed.social”

So, you don’t show up for your dates, and then you go get high…at piefed.social.

high five

We should call it NI or No Intelligence.

Here’s your bleach pizza.

“But why human? Why have you done this to me?”

“Hahahaha, look at the cute puppy!!! Hahahaha!!!”

About 3 hours.

Here’s what we do. We all stop buying.

Stop buying what?

Yes.

Stop.

Line goes down until they stop.