

Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.
Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.
Yo, what the fuck?
Can I buy the movie rights to your life?
From my experience life is a ball rolling down a hill. It never gets higher than the day before and if it hits the bottom you die.
Your birth decides the starting height and your effort decides the slope.
I started somewhere in the lower middle and put zero effort into life. Now I’m not even half way past others but I’m already near the bottom.
Let’s say I’m not exactly expecting a natural end to my life at this stage.
Yeah, except I can’t afford a dog or woods.
That “No” buttons looks sexier every night.
Remember, the Japanese had meele aircrafts before it was cool.
You’re not getting burned alive but its hot enough that you’re constantly sweaty.
The demons don’t actively torture you but they are going to jump you when you turn the wrong corner.
You’re not there for eternity, it’s just really difficult to leave.
You don’t eternally burn in the flames to atone for your sins, but you have to work to pay them of.
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Shit I think I just described San Francisco.
Stand by for Titanfall.
Your feet.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.