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destructdisc@lemmy.world to Shit Americans Say@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Kilograms, used only for drugs and nothing else.

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Kilograms, used only for drugs and nothing else.

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destructdisc@lemmy.world to Shit Americans Say@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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    Americans use metric only to measure drugs and 9mm gun calibers…

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      We only measure some calibers in metric. Some we measure in decimals of an inch: .380, .357, .223, .308, .50 BMG.

      And the really fun ones have both the caliber and powder charge as one name: 45-70, 30-30, etc.

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        And because fuck you shotguns use gauge. A unit so mindbogglingly archaic it gives me an anurism. And then the British starts with fucking weight for their pieces…

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      And engines, and alcohol (could be considered drugs though). But if someone asks what size engine a vehicle has 4.0L, as far back as I remember. Like that’s my 94’ Jeep Cherokee, 4.6L was my 99’ Mustang. 600cc was my 2005 Yamaha. Not sure why the don’t call those ml instead of cubic centimeters though lol.

      • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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        Although Americans used to use cubic inches for engines…

        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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          Huh, never heard that before. Any examples? Like Chrysler, Ford, GM, used liters. Must be before my time.

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            America used cubic inches for most of the 20th century. The chevy big block engine line was pretty popular, check out the different sizes it was made in: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_big-block_engine

            • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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              Ah, late 70s is what I’m finding is when they converted to metric. Guessing that happened right after Ford announced the Metric Conversion Act at the end of 75’ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_Conversion_Act

              Favorite part about that: “The Metric Board was abolished in 1982 by President Ronald Reagan”

              • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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                Favorite part about that: “The Metric Board was abolished in 1982 by President Ronald Reagan”

                That’s my least favorite part. I hate that the US still uses and teaches its archaic and just plain stupid customary units.

                • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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                  Yeah I was being sarcastic about that lol

    • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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      Now that’s not fair.

      We also measure our largest bottles of diabetes-causing high fructose corn syrup and water we call soda in liters.

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    • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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      They make metric sound awesome.

  • imakesillyjokes@infosec.pub
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    ahh, yes. The gram. The bitcoin of weight units.

    • glimse@lemmy.world
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      You have yourself tagged as a bot (little bot icon next to your name)

      I think you can change that in your profile settings.

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        Hmm, I had no idea. Think I fixed it now. Thank you so much for taking the time to point that out to me, it really made me happy :D <3

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          Still shows mate.

  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    does the rest of the world have the ability to recognize a (poorly executed) attempt at humor? One that in fact attempts to satirize the very imperial disregard for SI measurements that Americans are known for?

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      USAians are so funny on that xitter platform. Joking about deporting people, drowning the trans, and casually slipping in a joke about the inferior metric system. Just simply hilarious and so easy to tell apart. There’s absolutely no reason anyone named Poe would come up with a law. Unthinkable.

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      Noooo I read on the internet that Americans are a monolith and they all hate metric. Therefore this can’t be a joke!

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    Man i wish weed was traded by the kilogram

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      Funny, up here we buy grams, but when we wanted a real amount of pot we would buy in pounds. Nothing like a big black garbage bag of weed

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        In Australia it’s sold by grams, then fractions of ounce/pounds.

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          we are a weird bunch, aren’t we

  • Archangel@lemm.ee
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    How many cocaines does something weigh?

    • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
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      Depends if it is one the outside or on the inside.

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    What is water?

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