please remove the French language pack

please rm -fr /*

please killall

I see…

Or do the opposite for…relief

Fucking mv doc doc1

Fucking shutdown

This from the OS that made me have to do a search for “how to kill children”.

alias alias='alias'

alias yabbadabbasudo=sudo

It’s impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit

It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.

sudo make me a sandwich

I aint typing out ‘please’, I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'

please apt install clang

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I might actually do this, it seems nice.

I prefer to use kudasai … but as some may already know, it should be at the end of the sentence command 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands as pacman -Syu kudasai.

Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your .zshrc file:

function kudasai_preexec() {
    # Check if the last word is ' kudasai'
    if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then
        # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo'
        cmd=${1%" kudasai"}
        eval "sudo $cmd"
        # Prevent the original command from running
        return 1
    fi
}

# Register the preexec hook
autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook
add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexec

Edit: as downside you always get 1 exit code with this implementation _{(little_annoying)} .

please !!

With fuck https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

please shtudown
fuck

I don’t care what machine it is in not using pleasantries to tell it what to do until it gains sentience. Pleasantries are for people.

Thus does become an issue for me when i use a call a support line and the actual person just happens to talk like a recorded menu.