please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Some people just wanna see the world burn
Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
For people that don’t get the joke: this messes up your system
If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
please killallI see…
alias alias='alias'I’m scared of you
This from the OS that made me have to do a search for “how to kill children”.
alias yabbadabbasudo=sudoIt’s impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit
It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.
sudo make me a sandwichOr do the opposite for…relief
Fucking mv doc doc1
Fucking shutdown
fucking touch my-docplease touch my-doc🥺👉👈I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesn’t have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?
Changing timestamps and creating empty files…
Of course, that makes so much sense. 🤔
Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command
There’s a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.
It sounds fun and “magic” but it is hella scary to blindly run some “fixed” command
I aint typing out ‘please’, I will compromise on
alias plz='sudo'please apt install clangUser isn't in polite boy list. This incident will be reported.
With
fuckhttps://github.com/nvbn/thefuckplease shtudown fuckNo longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects
I prefer to use
kudasai… but as some may already know, it should be at the end of thesentencecommand 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands aspacman -Syu kudasai.Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your
.zshrcfile:function kudasai_preexec() { # Check if the last word is ' kudasai' if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo' cmd=${1%" kudasai"} eval "sudo $cmd" # Prevent the original command from running return 1 fi } # Register the preexec hook autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexecEdit: as downside you always get
1exit code with this implementation (little_annoying) .damn, this is some next level shit
please !!‘Aurenkin’ is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
I might actually do this, it seems nice.
suddenly makes the xkcd much more wholesome too
I don’t care what machine it is in not using pleasantries to tell it what to do until it gains sentience. Pleasantries are for people.
Thus does become an issue for me when i use a call a support line and the actual person just happens to talk like a recorded menu.
