cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up19arrow-down1imageCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlcm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agomessage-square17linkfedilinkcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThe sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoNot envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThe real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad