Fyi, you won’t be able to watch videos on Zen if you’re on Windows. (Yes, you use Arch btw, and wouldn’t be caught dead using Microslop products, thank you random commenter from the future. :^) )

You know what also changes a body permanently? Your mom sitting on it. #gottem

You’re not but I am.

How much Mar-a-Lago face do you need to be considered a “synthetic performer”?

Maybe after the second round?

Knowing Microslop, I’m not too worried. They’ll either scrap the idea before implementing it or make it so shitty people won’t use it. Let them try for the shits n giggles.

Sounds tasty. When’s the roast? I hope he doesn’t mind our table manners.

I grew up so ideologically opposed to these guys that I hate it when they make a good point. 😩

everyone is unemployed and fighting over an ever decreasing piece of the pie?

Roasted CEO

I’d also like to know but I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried.

They wat

Ok 👍

Meh, the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. I’d rather wait for a mod to take it down if it bothers them that much.

Meanwhile, enjoy funny pic! *undresses down to underwear to run around screaming*

I only meant English, I don’t know about Spanish.

And Mexicans.

Source: am Mexican.

Use water for free?! You anti-capitalist commie!

Captain Hindsight, signing off! 🫡

And exterior, too.

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Idk, I’m not a particularly slow reader but it’s May and I’ve only gotten through two and a half books this year when reading ~40 min per day.