Doesn’t have to be alcoholic, just whatever really slakes your thirst
Coffee
Alcoholic beverage, rakija. Non-alcoholic beverage, water.
Water, closely followed by coffee. I adhere to a two cup limit, but by god do I enjoy those two cups.
Same, but after 1-2 cups I switch to decaf for the rest of the day. Two best drinks.
Dragonfruit Mio in carbonated water
Also their grape flavor is good too
Whisky. Ideally a single malt. Double ideally an Islay single malt. Triple ideally a Port Ellen single malt.
Sadly, the Port Ellen distillery was closed in 1983 which means bottles go for a minimum of £1000 (probably more, it’s been a while since I last checked). The distillery was apparently reopened last year, but it’ll be years before we discover if the new expressions are as perfect as they used to be.
a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.
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Water, chocolate milk, roof beer, whiskey-ginger.
Is that beer that stood on the roof the whole day, so it’s nice and warm?
Sun-bleached and exposed to the elements, that’s how I like my drinks.
#1 Water
#2 Milkshakes
Water.
Tea.
Wild Turkey 101 on a normal day Knob Creek if I fee like living it up (both neat).
Wild turkey is what my grandpa always used to drink, I’ve never been brave enough to try it. Is it good?
Its a got a bold flavor, I’d recommend starting a bourbon journey with Buffalo Trace then moving up when that gets boring and you want something a little stronger.
Non alcoholic go toes
- Coffee
- Water
Alcoholic go toes
- Maker Mark and Diet Coke
- Gin and Tonic
- vodka and tonic
Water for sure #1
Cafe con leche favorite caffeine drink. Diet coke distant second, but I like it.
Cocktails, tie between margarita and paper plane I think.
Wine? A dry Sauvignon Blanc.
Water top tier
Nah, fish piss in it
Fish fuck* in it.
Brawndo. It mutilates my thirst and, as a bonus, it’s got what plants crave.
Your outnumbered by the toilet water people.
Im a Mountain dew man myself.
Following the great Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Water usually, but coffee is #2 and sometimes I’ll drink tea, wine, V8, or beer. Mimosas and bloody Marys can really hit spot sometimes and smoothies get an honorable mention as well.










