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minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-22 months agoMy pronouns are function getPronouns() { const dateNow = new Date(); if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) { return "clown/clownself"; } else { const timeNow = dateNow.getTime(); if(timeNow%3 === 0) { return "they/them"; } else if(timeNow%5 === 0) { return "she/her"; } else if(timeNow%7 === 0) { return "he/him"; } else { return "void/voidself"; } } } console.log(getPronouns()); Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoBut why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoVoid don’t understand you.
minus-squarep4rzivalrp2@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoDidn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoi still find it funny to think about the void type as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have void a; void b = a; return b;
minus-squarefroufox@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agounnecessary else after if with a return statement
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIts a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThis shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
minus-squarefroufox@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agothat doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it
My pronouns are
Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
Void don’t understand you.
Didn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
i still find it funny to think about the
voidtype as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can haveunnecessary else after if with a return statement
Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
This shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
that doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it