a simple brick makes a tesla look infinitely better
I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life
But but… it’s a Tesla!!!@!
The least you could do is molotov it.
Asshole is an asshole, regardless of a car brand… but lemmy absolutely hates anything and everything Tesla.
The least you could do is molotov it.
Not if you’re in a low emision zone.
Fair point
I exhale sharply through my nose, go around and forget about it 15 seconds later.
The most honest answer. But honestly, we need to learn to do things about it.
And this thread is filled to the brim with wrong answers about what those “things” are
Indeed. I like that someone actually brought up invoking local road authority. It’s unfortunate that many places don’t have a decent mechanism for that, and we need it badly.
I would consider walking over it, figure out it’s not worth triggering the alarm and making a scene, then ultimately ignore it
I called parking enforcement on this one. Right in front of the job site drive. We don’t come here everyday, but when we do, it’d be nice to be able to pull in. They called me when they got to the car and asked if I wanted it toed. I said that they do it all the time but just give a warning, because it’s the first time I’ve called. Next time, it’s gone.
Nicer than I would have been. I would have told them hell yeah, please tow it. I don’t think people should get a “freebie” for something this egregious.
The front and rear wheels are different.
Nah. Everything in the background is perfect, including the sign and pile of wood debris.
Not AI, if that’s what you were implying.
My reaction would be How did i get to another country?
Looks like it’s probably Portugal. Apparently that gold stripe on the license plate was a thing up until 2020.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Portugal
It is 100% Portugal.
Walk over it. Even if it’s filmed, they are in a crosswalk what would come of that? Get some friends to do the same. If they don’t want their car walked on, don’t park on the crosswalk.
I like this one. If you are flexible/ athletically inclined, just climb all over it, drag your stuff across it, stomp over the roof or the hood real hard, maybe take a moment and stamp the water or mud off your boots, etc.
Sorry, just thought the car was part of the crosswalk. You didn’t actually intend to park there, did you? It’s a crosswalk. People are going to walk there, of course. Why would you park there, it’s illegal! This is on you.
Call the cops and wait there to watch it get towed.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I’m sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Move to a civilized country then.
I’m working on a Canadian passport as we speak. Fingies crossed
I don’t think the cops would go out for just one car parked over the crossing lines
In my city they do, and you get a fine in addition to the impoundment fees.
I think that person is an asshole for stopping on the crosswalk, but I have no authority to do anything about it and move on.
It’s PARKED. Not stopped. Don’t be a simp.
I don’t like your honesty
Ah, Balkans, huh?
Edit: Looks like Portugal plates. They’re honorary Balkans.
I thought the same before I saw the plates. It’s everyday reality here 🥲
Change into my “blind guy” costume and beat the car with my stick until someone stops me.
I will think to myself “fucking swastikar” and move on.
I’d definitely be calling a couple of my wheelchair bound brothers. I’m sure they’d be up for seeing how fast they could crash into it… Maybe not all of them but Dave would, Dave would absolutely ram right into it multiple times (he really doesn’t like not having access to a crosswalk).
Dave is a cool guy!
I’m British so I’m going to tut loudly and mutter something under my breath
Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon
Or put bleach in a water balloon. Will fuck the paint up if they don’t remove it quickly and they might not notice their car got bleached bombed until it’s too late.
I like the way you think
