
Critical miss!
…and after subtracting the 100 complement defense from my Syndromatic Shield of Imposterization and 25 from my Eye of Cynicism, the spell lands with no effect.
It’s not the end! Our evil corporation will find a way to infect you with the happy parasite!
I would like to go on record stating that these gross accusations are absolutely false.
Oh yeah? Even the evidence we have in your file that your thoughts and experience is beautiful and deserve appreciation? The eyewitness accounts about that cool thing you did and forgot about? Our investigation was long and in-depth! I’m the best detective on this mortal realm! We’ll see what the judge thinks!

*nervously* who—who is the judge?
Government secret
Darn you!!
I cast social anxiety as a counterspell!
It is super effective!
Your ass is fat and you have great taste in music
I’m not cute I’m handsome
Yo, whaddup!
Can confirm, btw.
That’s a crit… I’m dead :(
I CAST HUG!







