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Reminds me of the fan comic where Lois Lane is shocked by Superman’s alien junk with claws
“Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. Lobster Dick! I’ve got a lobster for a penis!”

I didn’t know this was an option??
What did you expect the surgery to be if not that? Jazz hands?
Y’all wanted me to come out of my shell, guess what MFer

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
That’s a killer joke!

What the fuck did I just read?
A masterpiece.







