Call them what they are: chicken nuggets

Soap box time:

FUCK BONE IN WINGS

It’s such copium to go “mm yes give me bones in my tiny pieces of meat! I love paying for sauce and skin and bone!”

Call me whatever you want, call boneless wings nuggets or strips or tendies, whatever. If you want chicken with bones in it, go for something with an actual amount of meat or fun factor to it. When I get a drumstick, I feel like a medieval king enjoying the jesters on my screen as I snap a bite off and grow closer to dying from gout.

If I am paying my hard earned cash for meat and sauce, I want the meat and sauce, not sauce and bones that take up 50% of my meal and go into the trash can when I’m done. I get there’s an appear to “sucking the sauce off the bone”, I love a good rack of ribs as much as the next Joe Six-Pack, but I want the bones to be able to suckable, and not “this could get lost in my teeth if I’m not careful enough.”

Maybe I’ve never had a good set of bone in wings from local or chain places, but I would much rather buy some tendies and dunk that shit in some generic sauce than eat wings.

It’s 1:19 AM as I write this before I pass out, I wanted to get this out in a humorous way, and I hope someone else enjoys it in this shit time we’re all in. Goodnight.