INFO: image above “slop” text is generated by diffusion model (i found it on duckduckgo, did not generate it myself)

alternative image link on blahaj zone

i looked at dis “stop doin math” funi, n thought “eh - why not” n now i made dis.

generally tried to keep it as close to the original as possibl, while also makin it maria-themed - so here we go. i think it turned out preddi well.

in case dis post blows up n reaches the lemmy world peeps who dun kno me, here a little note to all u who r about to write a comment bout my writin style:

  • i dun hav a stroke, n so do u.

n for anyone curious, here the matrix multiplication thingy i mentioned in smol text. tldr: google put their gemini-2.0 into a loop of tryin stff out, n at som point it came up with the currently fastest matrix multiplication method to date.

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for anyone even more curious (only read this if u care bout my stance)

yes, dis post is kindsa meant to be sepf-deprecating humor.

u might wondr buut mariaaaaa - why??? whads self-deprecating bout postin out the obvious downsides of current ml systems?

well let me tell u a story ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 🌳🌸💖🍩🍙🥧

(which i wrote btw, no language model was used)

once upon a time, there was a maria 🌸 in a magical world of gud 🟢 and evil 🟣.

maria 🌸 hated how the evil magic 🟣 was destroying the environment: evil powerful magic-wielders 😈 would create huge evil-magic-producers 🟪 with the hope of replacing the human!

she also hated how suddenly, these dark-magic creatures 💜 wud write boring useless text and create uncanny scary imagery. typical of the evil-magics 😈, she 🌸 thought.

the black-magic-advancements 🟣 at the time scared her so much, she believed all of human work could be replaced with this new dark magic 🟣! she imagined a future where no peep worked, with many takin their lifes becuz they felt it was meaningless without goals to achieve.


despite all dis, maria 🌸 imagined they cud be used for gud, so she 🌸 lead one of the little creatures 💜 home. not to profit from, but to see what it 💜 cud do ~

at home, she 🌸 put the dark creature 💜 into a bunni-cage 🐇, wrote a page of instructions and pushed it thru the cage to the creature 💜

it 💜 licked the page, and started pretending to do the task, by writing down the actions it 💜 would take… but not actually doing them

turns out, she 🌸 had to let the written text be turned into actual actions using another well-known ancient spell: text-parsing 🟢 :o

after bits of tinkerin, maria 🌸 … didn hav anythin useful, but she had fun trynna make the lil one 💜 do increasingly complex tasks. at som point, she felt accelerated by her own doings, n put it 💜 into a larger, bear-sized cage, n gave it 💜 much longer, mor complex instructions

she 🌸 wud change its 💜 personality, look at its 💜 own writing, refine it, revise it, test its 💜 ideas, see its 💜 own failure n keep on tryin.

unknowingly, she 🌸 had becom a black magic wielder 🟣. she 🌸 had becom, whad she 🌸 hated so much 🟣 -

though maria 🌸 didn giv brith to the monster 💜 (which wud increase environmental problms), she only fed it 💜 vrri little magical energy (much less than others wud use to play magic games) - n didn share the creatures 💜 scribbles with others, cuz she didn wana be like those other peeps 🟣 who pretend the output is worth sharin.

she 🌸 imagined her frens frowning upon her, once findin out bout her 🌸 “hobby” 🟣.

one question bugged her tho:

aftr all dis time, am i still maria 🌸? or hav i becom… maria 😈?

she couldnt answer dis question.


the end

oh yea - u prolli need som context:

i am developin an lm-based helper thingy for godot game engine for about a year by now. dis is why the post is kindsa self-deprecating, its cuz im litrlli buildin a thing which “does tasks”. vrri funi.

anway, plz dun call be an ai-sis, i did make dis funi pictur aftr all, so i must be sane, right?

(plz be cool bout dis >o< )


^ ^ ^ dis includes a little story too btw - its got mojis! ^ ^ ^

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      6 days ago

      naw, all real life output from me.

      i specifucally told myslelf with dis one “yeag nu, dis one is supposed to be a real one” - so i made it myself - evn if it took longer (i had troubke picking arguments i actualli support… becuz som of the popular ones i kindsa disagee with ~ ~)