TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agorule of society 😔lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down122
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minus-squarebtr_fan87@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoWe used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoWe need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoKeep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
minus-squareTheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNo more half-assed phone miniaturization?
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIt says alot of people are dumb and believe there is some actual connection here.
does it?
No
bu-but, butt.
what?
We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!
We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!
Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
No more half-assed phone miniaturization?
It says alot of people are dumb and believe there is some actual connection here.