This soo happened to me. Not once, but many times actually 😂
It wasn’t a dentist, she was a dental hygienist. Basically a person who makes your teeth extra clean. As she was working on my teeth, she had a habit of resting her breasts against the back of my head, just like in this image.
She did this every time and each and every time I was kinda uncomfortable and just wished she’d finish quicker lol. Nothing against her at all, she was an attractive cis woman in her 40s, but I like men, sooo :P
I had this too, but with a non-erotic massage. It was awesome, not in the pervy sense, but as in, whoa, fem affirmation!
THE DENTIST: ✨😷✨
ME:

ALSO THE DENTIST: “Got any plans this weekend?”
ME: “MUFPHALMS”
You know, if I had seen this comment at a moment when I wasn’t already in the middle of a big yawn, I wouldn’t have minded that being the case.
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Maybe I’m misunderstanding what you said, but dentists actually tell you not to brush for at least 30 minutes after eating an acidic thing or you’ll brush away a small amount of enamel that has temporarily been softened by the acid. So to effectively fuck up your teeth, alternate between swishing lemon juice and brushing.
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good girl>o<but like - ugggghghgh the fact that its meant genuinely, like, she really has been good and she really is a girl like - its meant genuinely!
Mmmmm, S&Ms.
Just hand the dentist your “after work card.”🪪 If the dentist’s interested, e’ll respond.
what does an after work card look like? I like to learn by example
etc. it’s extremely common in Asian countries to share personal info 🪪s when not in business. For business, business 🪪s. For “after work” I’m implying you make a more raunchy 🪪s in case the dentist has the hots for yo.
… floss 3 times a day? I thought it was once







