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minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 months agoPlot twist: monster energy drinks make you gay.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 months agoI have a theory that normal monster makes you normal gay, white monster makes you a femboy and berry monster turns you into a lesbian. Other flavors still under testing.
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoAh, I mostly had white monster in my childhood, but being afab it didn’t turn me into a femboy but into a software engineer. Truly tragic.
minus-squareFosterMolasses@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months ago white monster makes you a femboy
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agowhite monster also has a 50% chance to make you a hungover dad mowing the lawn
minus-squarefrostysauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoThe can matches the New Balances on his feet!
minus-squareFoxfire@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoWhen I decide to pick one up, I do end up grabbing the white Monsters. I guess this explains why I like wearing thigh highs so much now…
minus-squarejorymo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI thought white Monster was for millennial boomers
minus-squareTruscape@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoShit, that explains it then. Maybe I should have more so the effect stacks! X3
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoIncoming: that meme where someone asks how monster tastes…
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoMonster seriously looks and tastes like something from a dystopian sci-fi movie. Like some kind of drugged drink that’s used to give the proles brain rot and make them easier to control.
Plot twist: monster energy drinks make you gay.
I have a theory that normal monster makes you normal gay, white monster makes you a femboy and berry monster turns you into a lesbian.
Other flavors still under testing.
Ah, I mostly had white monster in my childhood, but being afab it didn’t turn me into a femboy but into a software engineer. Truly tragic.
same thing
white monster also has a 50% chance to make you a hungover dad mowing the lawn
The can matches the New Balances on his feet!
When I decide to pick one up, I do end up grabbing the white Monsters. I guess this explains why I like wearing thigh highs so much now…
I thought white Monster was for millennial boomers
Shit, that explains it then. Maybe I should have more so the effect stacks! X3
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Incoming: that meme where someone asks how monster tastes…
Monster seriously looks and tastes like something from a dystopian sci-fi movie. Like some kind of drugged drink that’s used to give the proles brain rot and make them easier to control.