Oldie but goodie:
Aliens come to earth and they’re nice. There’s a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance, including the Pope.
When the Pope has his turn to talk to them, he asks, “Do you know of Jesus Christ?”
The alien say, “Jesus? Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say hi!”
The Pope exclaims, “Every couple of years?? What!!?? We’re still waiting for his second coming!”
The alien replies, “Maybe he didn’t like your chocolate?”
The Pope is flabbergasted, “What does chocolate have to do with anything?”
The alien says, “Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?”
There’s also the prologue to one of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers books (So Long And Thanks For All The Fish) where it includes:
“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change…”
His anti-Roman sentiments are disgusting
“Romanes eunt domus??”
“People called Romanes, they go the house?!”
“Wewease Bwian!”
Uh, sir, we don’t have any “Rodrick”.
he is calling him self the literal son of god, how sacrilegious
Least they’re not wearing coward masks.
Auralian has left the chat.
Go on…
Auralian was murdered by the Praetorian guard.
They should crucify him
Ice shitheads getting so hard, being compared to roman legionaries.
Antifa? The dude dictated the laws of physics and wrote the course of the universe. That’s more fa than any man could be.
No, his dad did that.
He is his dad
His family tree is a circle!
No it isn’t … it’s a triangle
Oh damn that makes so much more sense.
The holy love triangle, I can see it…
Son x Holy Spirit
Holy Spirit x Father
Father x Son
Final Fantasy X spoiler ^
No that’s when you’re both dreams
Only to some sects, and the logic is absolutely braindead. He sent … himself, down to suffer and be sacrificed, to convince himself to forgive sins, just for funsies because he’s immortal?
Absolutely braindead beliefs.
All religions are mental illness adjacent.
What a bunch of ICEholes.
They’re known as RICE
Roman Immigration and Customs Enforcement
